The incredible, yet slightly mundane adventures of Simon Walker

Simon Walker joins Facebook.....hilarity ensues...


Simon Walker had been in FordFjord only a matter of hours when a polite local invited himself to Simon's table in the quaint cafe by the water. "You English?", muttered the fisherman. The Londoner replied in the positive and took a piece of paper from his new friend with some sort of a website scribbled messily....'Fordfjordvenner' facebook group...Simon was ecstatic...He was in with the locals, a chance to fraternise with the gorgeous Norwegian blondes. His mind began to race. Surely there would be invitations to parties with saunas and spa baths and possibly jelly wrestling. He knew he was getting carried away but he couldn't wait to log on and begin his online adventure, which he hoped would translate into the type of reality that currently existed only in his dreams.
Within an hour, Simon was home at his apartment on his laptop. He logged into the 'Fordfjordvenner' page and began to scroll down. The first entry was from someone called sexyvixen31 and it read 'Does anyone have any fake eyelashes to lend me for this weekend?' Simon read it three times and then scrolled at the answers below. One from Sara Banana read 'sorry I'm using mine, going to West Island rock festival on sat..' The second answer was more positive for sexyvixen31. 'I'll drop round this arvo with a selection', wrote LadyJane11. Simon rubbed his eyes, disappointed yes, but absolutely hooked...


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